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Are ya nuts?

 

 It was a dark and stormy night. Most everyone had finished their rounds. I crawled in through the Highlands Golf Shop window and overheard the few stragglers talking about YOU. I guess you might be offended by this, but they were wondering right out loud if you were nuts! (It was the mention of nuts that got my attention.)

 

 

Why would they think you’re nutty?

 

‘Cuz a few weeks ago, Scott Seifferlein, PGA Golf Guru, offered you $100* if you decided to hold your golf outing at The Highlands (for outings of 100 players or more. $50 for golf outings of 50 players or more) — and, well, it DOES seem a little nutty that you didn’t reply. Heck, Scott even offered you a FREE 20 minute golf clinic for your participants if you responded by November 15th. (his golf clinic is about the most popular golf myths that drive golfers NUTS)

 

 

They were talking about some of the excuses why other golfers have not booked their outing at The Highlands. (Here are the best ones that have come in so far):

 

1.  Already such a big shot I’ll be having my outing at Pebble Beach this year.

2.  Need to take the Lear Jet in for its tune up.

3.  Promised I would babysit the grandkids

4.  Way to busy working hard to learn about all the business deals my company could make during an outing at The Highlands.

 

Well, look, here’s what I’m worried about. I get blamed for a lot around here. Like breaking in and stealing the cashews out of the dish in Dugan’s Bar & Grille. Which I do. So, hey, what I wanted to say is: Don’t mess this one up. November 15th is a firm deadline to get your $100.

 

Call 616-802-4969 to tell Scott about your outing specifics.

 

Ya know, I can understand you being kinda fraid to get $100 of Scott’s money. Ya gotta be careful when things sound too good to be true. Before I moved to the tree behind the 4th green I lived in the park. One day, I was mindin my own business, looking for nuts when this guy threw a walnut my way. Walnuts are my favorite. Well, he threw me another, and another, and just as I’m gettin full he grabbed me. I was so SCARED! Ya know, I’m not a violent squirrel, but I bit him on the nose and ran up my tree.

 

But Scott ain’t nothing like that.

He’s real nice.

He just wants to introduce The Highlands to you with the 

hope your outing will have their best event ever!

 

Well, even though it is a nice day today instinct tells me I need to gather a few more nuts before the snow flies so I better get at it.

 

Your Friend,

 

J. Squirrel

 

P.S. Call 616-802-4969

 

P.P.S. Be sure to mention that J. Squirrel sent ya, or ya might get a bite in the nose instead of your $100.

 

P.P.P.S. Remember, Scott’s real nice. You never need to worry about him grabbin ya. 

 

*P.P.P.P.S. The $100 (or $50) is for new outings contracts only.

VIP Golf Pass For Rounds Of Golf At The Highlands

Are ya nuts?

 

 It was a dark and stormy night. Most everyone had finished their rounds. I crawled in through the Highlands Golf Shop window and overheard the few stragglers talking about YOU. I guess you might be offended by this, but they were wondering right out loud if you were nuts! (It was the mention of nuts that got my attention.)

 

 

Why would they think you’re nutty?

 

‘Cuz a few weeks ago, Steve Scheuermann, PGA Golf Professional, sent you all the information about the 2010 VIP card that gives you over $500 for use on the golf course, in the pro shop, or on the driving range. The more you use it the more you save. The regular price for this card is $39.95.
Purchase it online be Dec 1, and the price is only $34.95 — and, well, it DOES seem a little nutty that you didn’t reply. Heck, Steve even offered you an extra $5 savings (that buys a lot of nuts) if you responded by December1st.
http://www.highlandsgr.com/sales.htm

When you invest at this site be sure to e-mail Steve and tell him that J. Squirrel sent ya!

 

They were talking about some of the excuses why other golfers have not yet registered. (Here are the best ones that have come in so far):

 

1.  Already so rich I’d rather pay full price for greens fees.

2.  Need to take the Lear Jet in for its tune up.

3.  Promised I would babysit the grandkids

4.  Way to busy working hard to learn how to make all my money on the golf course.

 

Well, look, here’s what I’m worried about. I get blamed for a lot around here. Like breaking in and stealing the cashews out of the dish in Dugan’s Bar & Grille. Which I do. So, hey, what I wanted to say is: Don’t mess this one up. December 1st is a firm deadline to get your VIP card with $500 in value for only $34.95.

 

Click here to get your VIP Card:

http://www.highlandsgr.com/sales.htm

Be sure to tell em J. Squirrel sent ya.

 

Ya know, I can understand you being kinda fraid to get over $500 to use at the Highlands. Ya gotta be careful when things sound too good to be true. Before I moved to the tree behind the 4th green I lived in the park. One day, I was mindin my own business, looking for nuts when this guy threw a walnut my way. Walnuts are my favorite. Well, he threw me another, and another, and just as I’m gettin full he grabbed me. I was so SCARED! Ya know, I’m not a violent squirrel, but I bit him on the nose and ran up my tree.

 

My people at The Highlands ain’t nothing like that.

They’re real nice.

They just want to introduce themselves to you with

the hope you’ll become a lifetime friend and golfer.

 

Well, even though it is a nice day today instinct tells me I need to gather a few more nuts before the snow flies so I better get at it.

 

Your Friend,

 

J. Squirrel

 

P.S. Call 616-453-1504 to speed the process of your VIP application.

 

P.P.S. Be sure to mention that J. Squirrel sent ya, or ya might get a bite in the nose instead of the VIP card.

 

P.P.P.S. Remember, the people at The Highlands are real nice. You never need to worry about em grabbin ya. 

 

P.P.P.S. Detais of the VIP card: http://www.highlandsgr.com/sales.htm

Highlands Golf Membership Offer From J. Squirrel

Are ya nuts?

 

 It was a dark and stormy night. Most everyone had finished their rounds. I crawled in through the Highlands Golf Shop window and overheard the few stragglers talking about YOU. I guess you might be offended by this, but they were wondering right out loud if you were nuts! (It was the mention of nuts that got my attention.)

 

 

Why would they think you’re nutty?

 

‘Cuz a few weeks ago, Steve Scheuermann, PGA Golf Professional, sent you all the information about the 2010 Donald Ross Membership, and offered you the new member bonuses — and, well, it DOES seem a little nutty that you didn’t reply. Heck, Steve even offered you up to 2 FREE lockers (good for storing nuts) and a FREE range membership if you responded by November 15th.

 

They were talking about some of the excuses why other golfers have not yet registered. (Here are the best ones that have come in so far):

 

1.  Already so rich I could buy the whole locker room.

2.  Need to take the Lear Jet in for its tune up.

3.  Promised I would babysit the grandkids

4.  Way to busy working hard to learn how to make all my money on the golf course.

 

Well, look, here’s what I’m worried about. I get blamed for a lot around here. Like breaking in and stealing the cashews out of the dish in Dugan’s Bar & Grille. Which I do. So, hey, what I wanted to say is: Don’t mess this one up. November 15th is a firm deadline to get your free range membership and FREE locker(s).

 

Click here to get your application:  http://tinyurl.com/yzya35e

Ya know, I can understand you being kinda fraid to get your FREE locker and range membership. Ya gotta be careful when things sound too good to be true. Before I moved to the tree behind the 4th green I lived in the park. One day, I was mindin my own business, looking for nuts when this guy threw a walnut my way. Walnuts are my favorite. Well, he threw me another, and another, and just as I’m gettin full he grabbed me. I was so SCARED! Ya know, I’m not a violent squirrel, but I bit him on the nose and ran up my tree.

 

My people at The Highlands ain’t nothing like that.

They’re real nice.

They just want to introduce themselves to you with

the hope you’ll become a lifetime friend and golfer.

 

Well, even though it is a nice day today instinct tells me I need to gather a few more nuts before the snow flies so I better get at it.

 

Your Friend,

 

J. Squirrel

 

P.S. Call 616-453-1504 to speed the process of your application.

 

P.P.S. Be sure to mention that J. Squirrel sent ya, or ya might not get your FREE locker.

 

P.P.P.S. Remember, the people at The Highlands are real nice. You never need to worry about em grabbin ya. 

 

P.P.P.S. Detailed membership descriptions are found at this link: http://tinyurl.com/yknbjuc

Why Jim Furyk is Way Cooler Than Allen Iverson

Many of you reading this have probably never even heard of Jim Furyk. He is a relatively obscure PGA Touring Professional with a caddy that is generally considered more famous than he. However Jim is one of the most successful PGA Tour Players of all time. This past year he ranked #4 in the Fed Ex Cup Standings and he is currently ranked #10 in the world rankings and #4 in all time PGA Tour Earnings at over $40Million.

So why is he Way Cooler than Allen Iverson?

Because Jim Furyk is currently not eligible for next years Ryder Cup, yet he is not complaining to the world that we should “Go look at his resume” to see that he should be on the Ryder Cup Team. Unlike the cry baby Allen Iverson, Jim knows his place in the world and he knows that you are only as good as your last shot. Even though he is ranked 4th in career earnings he knows that he will have to go out and prove himself again next year or he will not make the Ryder Cup team.

Now back to why Allen Iverson is not nearly as cool as Jim Furyk.

As many of you know Allen Iverson was a disaster with the Detroit Pistons and he moved south to the Memphis Grizzlies to destroy yet another team. And guess what…

The sweat had barely dried off his braids following his first game in a Grizzlies uniform last night, and Iverson was already mad about the amount of playing time he received in the overtime loss to the Kings.

After missing the first three games while recovering from a partial right hamstring tear, Iverson played only briefly as a reserve, scoring 11 points in less than 18 minutes (and 1 assist vs. 2 turnovers and ZERO rebounds, way to hussle). He said he had no problems with his hamstring, but had a big problem with the playing time he got from coach Lionel Hollins.

“Go look at my resume and that will show you that I’m not a sixth man,”

No Allen, it has everything to do with you being a selfish pig. You are old and washed up. It would be better for the Memphis Grizzlies and the whole league if you would just retire and go play golf. Just don’t come to my golf course. We have a No Pissing and Moaning rule.

Iverson said. “I don’t think it has anything to do with me being selfish. It’s just who I am. I don’t want to change what gave me all the success that I’ve had since I’ve been in this league.”

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October 2009 Junior Golf Newsletter

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Inside this Halloween Junior Golf Newsletter

Are you Afraid? Very Afraid? – page 1

Do Not Take Golf Tips from Strangers- page 2

Extra Bonus- page 3

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Halloween Golf Update

Every golfer’s brain is full of ghosts, ogres and demons. The ghosts have names like “I’ve Always Done It this Way”…. “I Can’t Do That Because I’ve Never Done That And That’s Not The Way It’s Done”.

The ghosts are in active conspiracy to make the future the past.The ogres are the unwilling, the uncooperative, the incompetent, the uninformed and ignorant who sabotage change and progress at every opportunity.The demons are our own fears, doubts, insecurities and anxieties, our worries about what others will think of us if we do ‘x’, our hostage-like separation anxiety over firing our playing partners who provide lousy golf advice, the IDIOT club fitter who also tries to be a swing position expert, our fearful preference for what we have even if it is not working well or making us happy vs. a different path with uncertain outcome.
 
Most golf pros that I know and work with are fearless even to a fault, most ordinary golfers are fearful to fault.

It reminds of General Schwarzkopf’s insistence that making a bad decision and plowing ahead implementing it is better than making no decision at all, because it is usually easier to change course than to get started.

He said “usually”; he didn’t say “always.” And hardly anything is “always” true. Which connects to a particular aspect of most golf pro’s fearlessness: we are quite willing to take a lot of lumps, to suffer losses and embarrassment and occasional public flogging in order to get what we want, and quick to rebound from our mis-steps.

Egg on our faces just doesn’t scare us. Freddie on the other hand…  

 

  

 

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In This “Spook Month” Edition-  How-To drills, examples, news, opinions, a golf lesson
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Do You Take Golf Tips From Strangers? -  Page 2

Bonus Gift to Keep the Push & Pull Demons Away:  – Page 6

Have You Been Spooked Into Mediorcrity?- Page 3

Scarier Than a Kate Gosselin News Story – Page 7 

  “Mighty” Joe Interview – Page 1

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