Congratulations Dick Lenger of Kentwood, MI. You have won $600

for your submission of your scary golf swing and the movie The Abyss.

Here is the winning Entry:

My golf swing represents “The ABYSS”

Scene 1: The Hole  A deep, dark, bottomless lake lies silently waiting on the entire left side of the 600 yard long par 5.  Here and there a lone tree interrupts the long, tantalizing edge of the black abyss.  On the right looms a seemingly innocent sand trap, which hides steep sides and even stairs within its “delicate”, manicured sandy bottom.  The time is late afternoon and dusk is rapidly approaching, sending long ominous shadows across the sliver of a fairway.

Scene 2:  The Set up  Confident and smiling, I hopped into the golf cart, oblivious to the danger ahead, as I relive the birdie that kept my hopes alive for my first par round on this course.   The earlier bogie that loomed up to try to spoil the round still left a sour taste in my mouth.  The hole is a simple par 4, 350 yards with a little trouble on both sides, but brought down to size by a booming 256 yard drive that split the middle of the velvet smooth fairway, then a simple pitch with a wedge landed softly on the green to leave a long, but makeable birdie attempt.  I did not take into account the fast green, and blew the putt 10 feet past the hole, THREE putting to spoil a great round.   That could have ruined my round, but with renewed hope I drove to # 17, confident that my accomplishments on the first 16 holes made me invincible.

Scene 3:  Pre-shot  I step out of the cart, grab my driver and confidently walk up to the middle tees.  As I place my ball on the tee, a slight wind sends a chill down my back.  I straighten up and begin my pre-shot routine, look down the fairway (that suddenly looks very, very narrow), block out possible bad shots, and pick a spot on the left center of the fairway to allow for the slight slice that has become a part of my swing for the last several hours.  I did notice the breeze that chilled me earlier, blowing across my right shoulder, but it did not seem all that strong (it rarely does when autopilot is part of the pre-shot routine).

Scene 4: The SHOT  Confidently, I step up to the ball, look one last time at the place where my ball WILL land, then adjust ever so slightly.  The backswing is a thing of beauty, smooth, slow, deliberate, the knees slightly bent, but stationary, then the swing of doom starts.  (It’s like an out-of-body experience) I feel the club swing in a smooth circular arc, the hands slightly ahead of the club face, the whole thing advancing on an unstoppable trajectory, and then the wrists bend slightly, moving the clubface a little more closed.  The impact with the ball is solid with a sound like a rifle shot that makes the heart skip a beat.  The follow through is precise with a little inside out arc that for the first time all day, spins the ball to create a draw.  The slight breeze now feels like a gale and helplessly I watch as the ball is carried in a high slowly turning path to the water.

Richard Lenger

Kentwood, MI

Sponsored by www.GrandRapidsGolfLesson.com

October 12, 2011                                Scott Seifferlein – (616) 802-4969

Scariest Golf Swing Contest Announced

Match The Scary Movie With The Scary Golf Swing

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — GrandRapidsGolfLesson.com announces the Scariest Golf Swing Contest. Entrants will write an essay outlining why their golf swing is scary.

Each essay will be entitled “My Golf Swing Represents (insert scary movie title)” and then explain why their golf swing is scary. For example, “My Golf Swing Represents Paranormal Activity”

“My goal in life to help scary golfers become good golfers,” said PGA Golf Guru Scott Seifferlein. “ The winner of the contest will win $600 of private coaching.”

All golfers are encouraged to submit an essay whether your golf swing is really scary like “The Bride of Chuckie” or “Freddy vs. Jason” or a little less scary like “The Ring” or “The Others”.

Essays should be maximum of one page-double spaced and include the entrant’s name, phone number, and e-mail address. Submit essays no later than 4:00PM Monday, October 31 to info@GrandRapidsGolfLesson.com. Winner will be announced on November 1^st.

Scott Seifferlein is a very outspoken golf guru who teaches golfers how to have outrageously successful golf experiences.  To interview him and obtain more information about the scary golf swing & movie connection contest, call (616)802-4969.

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Subj: SLICING SUCKS

Hey- I know you’ve been working hard and it’s important to keep your golf game from “blowing up” on you.

So if you have any slicing problems…we need to address it ASAP…otherwise the game you play for stress relief could become your biggest cause of stress.

Those tight fairways, long par 4’s and deep greenside bunkers can turn into an all-out golfers’ nightmare if you don’t eliminate that dreaded slice.

And if you just aim left to compensate… you end up looking like a blob

That’s why I’ve decided to hook you up with a little ANTI-BLOB MEDICINE.

Here’s the deal – if you’re losing sleep over your slice, give me a call or come by.

I’ll chip in $50 towards having Scott Seifferlein, PGA Golf Guru, give you a tune up and have you swinging like you’re 19 again.

(insert your first name here)

P.S. In case you’re wondering , Scott is a miracle worker of a golf swing guru.

We’re not talking band-aid temporary fix type stuff.

He gets in your head, finds the root cause of your slice and solves it so your swing can function at full capacity.

Donald Trump actually included Scott as a contributing author for his self titled book, Trump: The Best Golf Advice I Ever Received. Scott is the real deal.

P.P.S. I can’t offer this to everybody so please don’t tell your friends or forward this email.

Otherwise, we’ll have too many people and it would take forever to get you hooked up.

As mentioned previously, I have been assigned with 4 exercises to do each week. Some on a daily

basis and some on an every other day basis. The major challenge has been adding 20 minutes to my

16 hour day. I “likes me sleep”.

After 8 weeks I was re-tested with the following results:

My lat flexibility increased by 15 degrees in the left shoulder and 12 degrees in the right shoulder.

Glute strength improved by a half level on a five level scale.

Not bad considering I did not fully implement the suggested reps for all four exercises.

After the re-evaluation I was given 3 more stealth golf fitness exercises of which I have

been sworn to secrecy. To find out what they are you will need to get your own personalized golf

fitness program at:

The Center for Physical Rehabilitation, 1195 Wilson Ave., NW Walker, MI 49534 616.784.1450, www.pt-cpr.com

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