Fall Humor

The college football season is back in full swing, and in Michigan what could be
stronger than the U of M/ MSU rivalry? If you’re not a Michigan or MSU fan,
just substitute your favorite team. Have some fun!
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.
She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him
from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
“Becky my darling” he whispered.
“Hush my love,” she said. “Rest, don’t talk.”
He was insistent. “Becky,” he said in his tired voice, “I have something that I
must confess.”
“There’s nothing to confess,” replied the weeping Becky, “Everything’s all right,
go to sleep.”
“No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I…I have been a Michigan State Fan all of
my life!”
“I know sweetheart,” whispered Becky, “let the poison work.”

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